{"id":1612,"date":"2026-03-10T22:47:10","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T21:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2026-03-10T22:47:10","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T21:47:10","slug":"idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/index.php\/text\/idiot\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"is-style-text-annotation is-style-text-annotation--1\">temps de lecture 2 mn<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"background-image:url(&apos;https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/images-site\/Fond_article_texte.jpg&apos;);background-position:50% 50%;background-size:cover;\" class=\"wp-block-group style-roman has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained has-background\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Atelier d&rsquo;\u00e9criture lundi 09 mars 2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">IDIOT<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est un fait scientifiquement document\u00e9. En rajoutant artificiellement de l\u2019iode dans le sel de cuisine, on a \u00e9radiqu\u00e9 le \u00ab&nbsp;cr\u00e9tin des Alpes&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il me semble que l\u2019\u00ab&nbsp;idiot du village&nbsp;\u00bb est lui aussi en passe de voir son sort scell\u00e9, tant sa disparition progressive de notre champ lexical est d\u00e9j\u00e0 avanc\u00e9e. Quel dommage&nbsp;! Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 notre \u00e9volution stylistique il aurait pu pr\u00e9tendre \u00e0 devenir au moins une \u00ab&nbsp;personne \u00e0 capacit\u00e9s cognitives perfectibles&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qui utilise encore le mot \u00ab&nbsp;idiot&nbsp;\u00bb dans le registre des insultes&nbsp;? Personne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019idiot \u00e9tait trop gentil. Bien s\u00fbr il n\u2019\u00e9tait pas fini mais, il avait un peu de la gr\u00e2ce du ben\u00eat. Il \u00e9tait aur\u00e9ol\u00e9 d\u2019une na\u00efvet\u00e9 touchante d\u2019enfant qui le prot\u00e9geait des turpitudes des adultes achev\u00e9s et de leur cort\u00e8ge de machiav\u00e9lismes. A la diff\u00e9rence du \u00ab&nbsp;cr\u00e9tin des Alpes&nbsp;\u00bb, les causes de sa disparition sont plus diffuses. Sand doute a-t-il \u00e9t\u00e9 victime d\u2019un de ces glissements s\u00e9mantiques que l\u2019on constate sans trop pouvoir les expliquer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce fleuron d\u00e9suet, vestige d\u2019une langue douce et attentive aux nuances, s\u2019est fait d\u00e9vor\u00e9 dans notre monde exacerb\u00e9 par le h\u00e9ro des injures&nbsp;: le \u00ab&nbsp;connard&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le mot \u00ab&nbsp;connard&nbsp;\u00bb est h\u00e9g\u00e9monique&nbsp;; au fil des ans il s\u2019est \u00e9rig\u00e9 en terme unique, couvrant tous les grades dans les l\u00e9gions de demeur\u00e9s. Mais le \u00ab&nbsp;connard&nbsp;\u00bb fait peur car il est m\u00e9chant, particuli\u00e8rement quand il est gros. Il peut m\u00eame devenir terrifiant quand il rehausse le rouge de sa cravate d\u2019une tignasse flamboyante pour dissimuler son cr\u00e2ne n\u00e9andertalien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pauvre idiot, tu as disparu du registre des injures \u00e0 la personne. On ne t\u2019utilise plus que pour des adresses \u00e9vasives&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;c\u2019est idiot&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au pire, on force encore un peu ton trait en te qualifiant de \u00ab&nbsp;compl\u00e8tement idiot&nbsp;\u00bb pour souligner notre agacement devant, par exemple, une chicanerie administrative dont les arcanes nous restent imp\u00e9n\u00e9trables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je le confesse, m\u00eame quand je me surprends en flagrant d\u00e9lit de maladresse, d\u2019oubli ou d\u2019erreur, moi-m\u00eame, je ne me traite plus d\u2019idiot. J\u2019ai d\u2019autres mots consolateurs pour att\u00e9nuer la douleur du constat. Je me traite de \u00ab&nbsp;triple buse&nbsp;\u00bb. Hum&nbsp;! une expression d\u00e9licieuse que ma m\u00e9moire associe aux r\u00e9pliques cultes du feuilleton radiophonique de Pierre Dac et Francis Blanche \u00ab&nbsp;Sign\u00e9 Furax&nbsp;\u00bb, diffus\u00e9 jadis sur les \u00ab&nbsp;grandes ondes&nbsp;\u00bb d\u2019Europe 1. Ah&nbsp;! Les douces vertus antalgiques des souvenirs d\u2019enfance&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et, quand le constat de mon imperfection est trop amer, j\u2019ai m\u00eame recours au \u00ab&nbsp;esp\u00e8ce d\u2019andouille&nbsp;\u00bb, laissant remonter ainsi la tendre sonorit\u00e9 d\u2019un \u00ab&nbsp;grand d\u00e9pendeur d\u2019andouilles&nbsp;\u00bb issu de la m\u00eame veine g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse de loufoqueries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oui, bon, \u00e7a va. 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