{"id":941,"date":"2025-05-05T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T08:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/?p=941"},"modified":"2025-09-05T15:33:15","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T13:33:15","slug":"mariniere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/index.php\/text\/mariniere\/","title":{"rendered":"Marini\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"is-style-text-annotation is-style-text-annotation--1\">temps de lecture 4 mn<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Pas facile la versification. Dans la premi\u00e8re version de cette tirade je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais pas mal m\u00e9lang\u00e9 les pieds, trahi par tous ces \u00ab\u00a0e\u00a0\u00bb qui ne sont pas toujours muets quand ils terminent les mots. Apr\u00e8s explication des r\u00e8gles et correction, il me semble que cette version est correctement camp\u00e9e sur ses 12 pieds. Pour ce qui du respect des h\u00e9mistiches, qualifier ces vers d&rsquo;alexandrins serait peut-\u00eatre pousser le bouchon un peu loin&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un grand moment ludique pour moi qui aime bien le d\u00e9calage du style par rapport au sujet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"background-image:url(&apos;https:\/\/icarrouseljp.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/images-site\/Fond_article_texte.jpg&apos;);background-position:50% 50%;background-size:cover;\" class=\"wp-block-group style-roman has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained has-background\">\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\"><br>Atelier d\u2019\u00e9criture du 05 mai 2025&nbsp;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">\u00ab\u00a0MARINIERE\u00a0\u00bb<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Le temps est venu o\u00f9 l\u2019homme, hant\u00e9 par le doute,<br>Craint soudain que la Terre de son sein ne le boute.<br>Ils sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 nombreux pour d\u00e9fendre \u00e0 cette heure<br>Les esp\u00e8ces menac\u00e9es par le grand pr\u00e9dateur.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Les uns par exemple, avec une ardeur f\u00e9roce<br>R\u00e9clament l\u2019Afrique enti\u00e8re pour le rhinoc\u00e9ros.<br>D\u2019autres s\u2019indignent des mille et une vaches en traite<br>Dans ces si grands man\u00e8ges qui, c\u2019est s\u00fbr, les maltraitent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">On ne sait plus compter les pourfendeurs de viande<br>Qui traquent les bouchers pour les mettre \u00e0 l\u2019amende.<br>Manger des champignons, m\u00eame, suscite l\u2019opprobre<br>Aussit\u00f4t que revient la fra\u00eecheur de l\u2019Octobre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Pourtant dans ce concert, une voix reste absente,<br>Pour punir un enfer plus fort que ceux de Dante.<br>Qui aura l\u2019audace de porter \u00e0 la lumi\u00e8re<br>La d\u00e9tresse \u00e9perdue de nos moules marini\u00e8res\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">O\u00f9 est le glaive hardi qui, tel un nouveau Cid,<br>L\u00e8vera sa banni\u00e8re contre ce g\u00e9nocide\u00a0?<br>Encaqu\u00e9es, entass\u00e9es tout au fond du po\u00ealon,<br>Qui s\u2019\u00e9meut de leurs larmes, attis\u00e9es par l\u2019oignon\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">A ces vaillantes fourmis qui filtrent nos eaux,<br>On offre sur leur fin la puanteur des aulx.<br>Sournoisement enivr\u00e9es par un verre de Gros Plant<br>Pour finir \u00e0 la \u00ab\u00a0Une\u00a0\u00bb d\u2019un mauvais restaurant,<br>Dans la fournaise elles se meurent, soumises \u00e0 la question<br>De savoir d\u2019o\u00f9 leur vient toute cette inquisition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Quel funeste destin, ch\u00e8res bivalves alti\u00e8res<br>D\u2019\u00e9chouer l\u00e0, sur le zinc, dans les relents de bi\u00e8re.<br>Finir ainsi, vulgaires, comme un plat \u00e0 dix balles<br>Si loin des gloires illustres que re\u00e7ut Hannibal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Le savez-vous, L\u00e9ons de Bruxelles ou d\u2019ailleurs,<br>Poissonniers, \u00e9caillers et vous les mareyeurs<br>Qu\u2019en arrachant ainsi les moules \u00e0 leur bouchot<br>Vous noircissez vos \u00e2mes \u00e0 celles des bourreaux\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Apr\u00e8s avoir go\u00fbter \u00e0 ma noble tirade,<br>A n\u2019en pas douter, vous soutiendrez ma croisade<br>Et, de ma belle foi pour honorer la mitre,<br>S\u00fbr\u00a0! 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